I got an email from Ticketek announcing pre-sales for Alice Cooper's tour. This bit caught my eye:
During this pre-sale, a Premium Access fee of $20 per ticket**
has been applied to ensure the allocation of premium seating prior to
general public sale.
Okay, so you mean pre-sales for premium seats will now cost $20 extra, over the normal cost of the Premium ticket - which tends to be overpriced as it is!
What's next? An early bird pre-pre-sale, with $20 extra on top of the Premium Access fee? W000t!
Come on, Ticketek, you know you want to.