Saturday, 15 August 2009

Dickhead recruiter conversation #1

Recruiter: So when did you finish work?

Me: End of May, it's in the resume I sent you.

Recruiter: So you've been out of work for FIVE MONTHS!

Me: That's just a bit over two months. (you moron)

Recruiter: And what have you been doing since then?

Me: I've been looking for work. That's why I'm contacting you. (NOOO, i've been working on my tan in the French Riviera - what the hell do you think?)

and the clincher:

Recruiter: Your resume looks pretty good. So why haven't you found a job yet?

(At which point I found myself promising to disembowel him at the first chance I got.)

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