Songs about booty

Someday, I'll finish my compilation of "Songs about Ass":

A few that spring to mind:

Baby Got Back, Sir Mixx-a-Lot - Oh, the sheer poetry and insight. In just three lyrically dense stanzas, Professor Mixx-a-Lot touches on themes such as chivalry, positive affirmation of female self-image, differences in "black" and "white" aesthetics, cosmetic surgery, the differences in romantic approaches between "lovers" and "fighters", anorexia, the excessive influence of fashion media, the joy of backdoor coitus and booty, lots of booty.

Bootylicious, Destiny's Child - I honestly believe at this stage in my personal development, I truly am ready for that jelly.

Big Bottom, Spinal Tap - for the immortal line "the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"

My Humps, Black-Eyed Peas - yes, apparently it's so annoying and uncool, but what do critics know? It gets me dancing (when there's no one around). This would also go into that other playlist called "Songs about Boobies" since she's also singing about her breasts in the song.


Little Red Corvette, Prince - okay, it's arguable, but it *is* about him getting some ass. And near the end Prince sings "Girrrrl, you've got an ass like I never dreamed/ and the ride, I say, the ride is so sweeet/ you must be a limousine!"

Wide-Ass Whumping - I don't know who did this, I just downloaded it from somewhere. But it just goes "You got your wide-ass whumping/ bu-bump bu-bump!" over and over and over.

I need to get some more, though.

Places I've been to

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Kill those cane toads, but kindly

"In a bizarre twist, the RSPCA this week suggested residents try wiping haemorrhoid cream on the toad - to have an anaesthetising effect - then putting them into the freezer."

http://smh.com.au/news/national/its-new-toad-juice/2006/01/25/1138066843
784.html

Damir Dokic speaks!

Damir said it was Australia, rather than him, that was mentally suspect.

"Australia is a spoiled nation," Damir said.

"They can expect my revenge.

"I'm not crazy when I say this, they [Australia] are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." - Damir Dokic, possibly having had one too many...

Oh the humiliation!

I feel pain, shock, horror. I am mortified.

Just did the What 80s Band Are You? quiz. This is what I got:


You're a sap. Either that or it's all just a way
for you to get some ass. You might have an
illegitimate child somewhere.


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And all along I answered those damn questions hoping I'd get someone cool, like Prince. Arrrrgh! The universe is clearly against me this Saturday.